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Strobe45 flypostered the entire of Farnborough some months ago, so it ws a novelty seeing them play and meeting them in person.
Vicki: Do you think the long promised Guns 'n' Roses' album actually exists?
Toby: Yes, but The Offspring completed a highly organised mission to break into the GnR volt and steal the album, thus calling it their own.
Pedro: Yep, I've hidden it...
Nicky: I don't care
Vicki: What is your favourite TV dectective series?
Toby: I quite liked Columbo. Cos he knew what was happening from the beginning, he just had to find a way of proving it.
Pedro: Remmington Steel got me through my junior days.
Nicky: I don't watch TV much; more then never, but less than ever.

Vicki: What influences your life?
Toby: Washing up in shitty little kitchens earning £5 an hour.
Stef: Daydreaming about goat-shagging Nicky.
Pedro: Everything.
Nicky: Electric Six and Nick Oliveri's bald head.
Vicki: What would you sell your soul for?
Toby: A newer, more reliable one.
Pedro: Nothing, I love my soul music collection.
Nicky: A bigger cock.
Vicki: If you could be any origami animal what would you be?
Toby: A butterfly. 'Cos then hopefully, a crazy rock hip hop band may write a song about me, and I can be beautiful.
Stef: A golden retriever. Maybe a goose.
Pedro: That one that everyone learns to do at school, then everyone could make me and take me home.
Nicky: A zebra.
Vicki: Continuing the theme, what is your favourite farm animal?
Toby: Hens
Stef: I really want a go on one of those quad bikes farmers have. I bet those things are rad.
Pedro: It is of course the cock.
Nicky: An elephant
Vicki: Do you eat cereal?
Toby: Yeah! I love it. It's so perfect! It doesn't matter what kind so long as it has no raisins or dried apricots. They are naughty.
Pedro: I'm more of a main meal every meal kind a guy.
Nicky: No, I eat pizza.
Vicki: Care to recommend a book?
Toby: No.
Stef: Rich Dad Poor Dad. Just ask Peddy.
Pedro: Anything Spider-Man related.
Nicky: Anything but Spider-Man.

Vicki: What stupid stuff do you aspire to have on your rider?
Toby: A photograph of the person who bought all the stupid stuff.
Stef: A photocopy of all the previous band's riders. Other than that, I love it when there's a football table somewhere in the venue. Backstage ones are always broken, but also free.
Pedro: One day I hope to be able to ask for the moon on a stick and get away with it.
Nicky: Lots and lots.
Vicki: What was the coolest Transformer?
Toby: Hot Rod
Pedro: The one that changed the voltage from 50 to 100 volts. All the others didn't do what they were designed to do. They just hung around all day using up current and then spend the evening blowing things up! What a waste of energy, I hope someone got fired for that cockup.
Nicky: If you have to ask, you may know it's Megatron.
Vicki: Would you vote for Arnie?
Toby: He isn't real, he's just android. Everyone knows that.
Pedro: Yes, he's massive! Just what the US needs. Bring on President Schwarzenegger, I say. No-one will mess with him or the US after that and so if no-ones messin' with them they'll have no excuses.
Stef: No, but only in order to cancel out Peddy's vote.
Nicky: No, but I'd vote for Stef.
Vicki: Do rock stars still exist?
Toby: Of course. Look at Chris Cornell.
Pedro: No. All stars are made from flaming balls of gas much like our own sun. You're thinking of shooting stars which do indeed have particles in them, some of which you may call rock.
Nicky: *had not a lot to say in response*

Vicki: What are your Halloween plans?
Toby Make love to my band round a fire.
Pedro: Dunno, but it will involve marshmallow, lightly toasted so its crunchy on the outside but melty on the inside. Don't burn your tongue!
Nicky: Watching Perry, Dave, Chris and Steve.
Vicki: Do you have any tattoos?
Toby: I'm too hairy to ever consider a tattoo.
Stef: I'd quite like a spider's web right across my face.
Pedro: Not an option, my parents won't let me.
Nicky: Yes, a picture of Pedro's left testicle on my right one.
Vicki: Which is more appealing, legs or breasts?
Toby: I prefer breast, but no skin.
Pedro: Legs legs legs legs legs legs and, yep, legs... two of them ideally.
Nicky: I don't like either, I'm gay. But on a chicken I like the little red mohawk thing.
Vicki: Have you guys aquired many freaky fans?
Toby: My dad.
Pedro: Yeah, there is some dude called Nicky who hangs around all the time, turns up at every practice and show. Really weird to be honest.
Nicky: Yes me! I love myself, when I stalk me in the shower and take pictures, oooooooo baby.
Vicki: Isn't Scrappy Doo one of the most annoying cartoon characters ever?
Toby: No. On the Loony Tunes thing there was a rabbit type creature with a real foul mouth. Damn annoying.
Stef: I can only think of the ones who I liked, like Dogtanion. Or the one-eyed girl out of Futurama. She's really nice.
Pedro: Yes.
Nicky: No. Pedro's hair is.
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