About two years ago, I received an e-mail from Dog Fashion Disco asking if I wanted their CD. I said yes. A year later, they apologised for never sending the CD and asked if I would accept a signed poster instead. I said I would. Last month, they asked if I wanted an interview instead of the CD or the poster. This is that interview:

Vicki: Were you ever a member of the KISS army?
Todd: Oh fuck yeah. me and my mom dressed up as KISS for Halloween.

Vicki: Do you think the long promised Guns 'n' Roses' album actually exists?
Todd: Who cares?

Vicki: What is your favourite 60s, 70s or 80s detective TV series?
Todd: Never really got into that. I was always watching Three's company. RIP John Ritter!

Vicki: What would you sell your soul for?
Todd: A #3 at Taco Bell

Vicki: If you could be any origami animal what would you be?
Todd: Porcupine

Vicki: All of the artwork and entire image of Dog Fashion Disco is scarily intense, to what extent is that image real?
Todd: We are about as scary as Weezer.

Vicki: Looking back on your tour list you have played with several bands who have... interesting reputations, what was your weirdest experience?
Todd: I took a shit on stage, I pissed on stage and some fan drank it, slipped another band viagra, and hooked up with a girl who shot breast milk at me.

Vicki: Would you trust Dr Phirana to operate on you?
Todd: Fuck no dude he's like Loco holmes.

Vicki: Is there anyone who you would love to meet?
Todd: You

Vicki: What inspired you to cover 'Grease'?
Todd: We couldnt pull off Thriller so Grease was the next obvious choice.

Vicki: Care to recommend a book?
Todd: 'Naked lunch' by William Burroughs.

Vicki: What is your favourite farm animal?
Todd: Horseys

Vicki: Do you eat Cereal?
Todd: Bran

Vicki: I first really heard of you guys from MP3.com. It is increasingly rare to see a popular band wanting to share music; why do you do it?
Todd: If sharing music gets us more fans then so be it.

Vicki: You have described your music as "evil circus music"; I can think of only a few bands who sound similar, the nearest probably being Lollipop Lust Kill. Does the lack of original music peturb you at all?
Todd: There's plenty of good stuff out there. It's just not on the radio but in the underground.

Vicki: What stupid stuff do you have on your rider?
Todd: Food

Vicki: Legs or breasts?
Todd: Breasts

Vicki: Have you acquired many freaky fans?
Todd: Many

Vicki: What was the coolest Transformer?
Todd: Don't know

Vicki: Do rock stars still exist?
Todd: Unfortunately

Vicki: And finally what are your Halloween plans?
Todd: I don't like candy so im going to drink a lot and hopefully bed down a fat spanish chick.

Thanks for the interview, Todd DFD